We’re joined by Maxie to talk soccer and also get so far off the rails that we might as well never been on them.. We Talk About: Portfarmio, Jerry “Tobey” Maguire, New Podcasts, Assigned Cop At Birth, Battletech, Kids, New Season of 24, Mo From GUTS, We Get Political, Inspector Gadget 2 Caused A Car Crash, Mandy Dies, Globetrotters Of Soccer, Inflater, Peach Ball, T-Shirt Adventure, Thick Skull, Fist Net, Demon Ball, Actual Spy Kids, NBA Street, Sports Injuries, Cheeto Bath, Ashley Accidents,
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The spies are faced with their biggest obstacle yet, a villain who looks nice who is competent. Also this episode is great. We Talk About: Blown Intro, Farmer Luke, Night Mind, Twitch Doms Someones, Boy Fetish, The Daredevil/TMNT Connection, Powered On Makeup, Transformer Hit And Run, First Dick Pic, Foot Dance, Slammed Safe, Works For WOOHP, Bi Icon Priscilla,
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It’s the first part of a two-parter and that means that we basically just watched the first half of a regular episode stretched out. The spies get their minds wiped and it seems like the villains are gonna win until the villains decide to fuck everything up for themselves. We talk about: Kirby Games, Mad Ashley, Far Cry 5 Spoilers, Blade Runner, Blue Pulp Fiction Case, Whoop Elevator, Dead Journal, Memory Loss, Brit Boutique, Taking Off Weighted Fashion Scratch That Itch, Wasabi Face Mask, The Most Problematic Moment, Return Of Dark Mario, Luke Does The Same Joke, Taxes, Kirby Games, A Too Serious Talk, Ocean Fears
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The spies are after an evil Ice cream man and Clover is just making shit up about bad luck. Molly, Luke and Ashley join together to tackle the very clear fact that the people making this thinks ice cream looks like piss. We talk about: Creepy Ashley, Theatre Pies, Shawshank Redemption: The Game, Early 90s Rap, Kingdom Hearts, Himbo Goofy, What Splits?, Mario Mario Senior, Dress Superstition, 1 Seat In Back, Ice Cream Slip, Actual Pics of Presidents, The Ice Cream Man, Wiki Comment, Tar Pit Sundae, Space Party, Jerry PR, Ben Donaven, A Lot About KND, Sherbert Asshole, Pete & Pete,
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After a week of we are back… with a not great episode of Totally Spies. Joel joins us for a episode all about cheerleaders and bondage so we still manage to make a quality podcast between all the yelling. We talk about: Burnout, Bad Sci Fi Movies, Wuss Questions, SNES Classic, Dark Souls, Blood Taken, Good Youtube Good People, Anti-Hypnosis Contacts, Eiffel 65 Sex, Like The One Piece, Hypnotizing Pom Pom, Traditional Loving Cup, Bad Running Goofs, Suspension Bondage Trap, “Why Are You Like This”, No Squad, Elite Beat, Forms Of Jerry, AE Prison Escape, Fetish Graph
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Horrors abound in an episode where we get into the lives of the rich and famous of Totally Spies. The girls are obsessed with wealth more than usual and we have to have guest Emily help us get through it. To get our minds off it we talk about: MMO House, Coming Out As A Furry, DBZ Is Mondo Cool, Gamer Secrets, The Good Place Is Good, Titty Balloon, Sushi Boat, Sexed Up Oprah, Staying True To The Bit, Longing For The Hilton Years, Magic Finger Ladies, Iggy the Dog, Clover Forgets A Kidnapping, Evil Robot Dog, Bondage Stocks, Big Brother But Traps
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We dive into an episode where plants are putting men to sleep and there's a new, worse Poison Ivy in town! We discuss: "My Disturbing, Over-Muscled Son!", DBZ Recaps, Talking about Other Podcasts, Return to Totally Spies Underground, Rod Bentley's Estate, Totally Spies Guest WWE Superstar Justin Gabriel, Nation-States, Triangulating Plant Locales, Jet Ski Combat, Clover Gets Caught On Purpose, Not *ALL* Men!, Self-Correcting Villain Problem, Tons of questions about Plant Girls, Alien 3, and a post-credits clip about Cucumbers.
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We were all very excited for a time loop episode but it’s really bad and makes no sense. Also the episode has tons of technical issues and Ashley makes a dumb joke. We still manage to talk about: Time Loops, Birthdays, Your Name, Strength, Fighterz, 40 Pound Ashley, My Hero, Time Loops, Random Giant Robot, Washing Suits, Evil Villain Chip Cheezum, Anchors, Time Loops, Clover Identifies With Bill Murray’s Low Point, Jerry Tapes Everything, A Test, Getting Very Mad About Totally Spies, We Try To Fix It, We Get References, Treehouse Books,
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The spies say the word mani- way too much and we have our first gay coded villain! Neither of those things are stuff to get excited about but I want to give a sense of excitement to these descriptions! We talk about: Ashley’s Birthday, Celeste, Poison Got A Haircut, Grandfather’s Book, DBZ Silk Shirt, Horny Gambling Anime, JoJo Tusk, A Hand Episode Clover Is The Human Torch, Seinfeld, Broken Nail, Nails For Peace, Nutella Heart, God Hand, Mandy Is As Strong As 3 Gorillas, Whip Nail, Mirror Bullshit, Alex’s Nails, Robot Talk, Changing Skin, Beyonce Was In Austin Powers
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The spies run into Arnold, who is trying to be superhero, and of course mind control and horniness follow. Also Alex has a puppy! We talk about: The Big Gaming, Monster Hunting, Your Name, Gamera Fucked A Giraffe, Money Bank, Working The Neck, Mandy’s Island, Jerry Doesn’t Know What Dogs Are, Arnold Sucks, Sam’s Men Shirt, The Worst WHOOP Jail, The Spies Have Cell Phones, Thanos Sitting, Arnold Memes, Mind Alteration Chamber, Power Roulette, Purity Ring, Comic Talk
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Luna joins the crew for an episode of Totally Spies that’s bad and idiotic and an episode of Totally Reprise that’s a mess, but a fun one! Jerry goes Hollywood and for real kidnaps several people without realizing it. We also get rather political so if you want to hear us talk about We talk about: Unnecessary Chunk, Boys of Meat, When I Was 19, Horny D Beefz, Wolfenstein 2 Is Bad, Golden Lovers, Luna Ends The Podcast, Gothic Prison, Jennifer Hale Receipts, Hollywood Illuminati, Halloween Hills, Jerry Lewis: The Absolute Dumbest Bitch Alive, The Slicey Boys, Luna Dies, Cashmere Vest, Plane Spinning vs Nukes, Partake In Jerrance Milk, Alex Solves The Mystery, One Day Movie, No Film Camera, Pulled A Truman Show, A Jerry’s Purpose, Ashley Is a Normie,
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Ashley, Molly and a returning Luke finally arrive at the giant Mandy factory. One of us is surprised by a special guest and we all have to deal with Diminutive Small’s voice. We talk about: PAX Live, Thoughts On Uub, High Concentration Cucking, We Murder Luke, Teddy Bear Crime, Smoking Helium, California Cliffs, Evil Microchip The Villain’s Awful Horny Plan, Whoop Ass Girls, School Night Shift, Giant Volleyball, Hungry For Toes, Mandy Just Kidnaps People, Catsuit Under Robe, Big Head Mode, Living Off Spa Snacks, We Get Liked By A NYT Bestseller, Bad Transphobic Jokes, Giant Fight, Snail Manga, Mandy Gets Mind Wiped Again, Alternate YouTube Comments Ending, Commercials On Fetish Websites, Ashley’s Talent Show Adventure, There’s A Lot Of Dragonball, Stay Gold Poetry Boy
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Molly, Ashley and Luke are finally proven right about Jerry being evil and the smoothie spies being real. For that we have to learn about Terrance’s evil DNA and none of us were ready for that. We talk about: Molly Is A Liar, James Hitman, PopTeamEpic, Full Metal Anime, My Roommate Snorlax, The Joker of Totally Spies, Mandy Zuckerburg, Smoothies & Spying, Born To Be Jerry, Ashley’s Awful Cockney Joke, Killer Plunger, Toilet Paper Etiquette, Evil DNA, Molly Is Deeply Upset, Terrance’s Evil Milk, Teeth Suck Up, Dragon Ball Jerry, Milk Experience, Mario Kart Rhymes,
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Crystal joins us for a slightly shorter ep as we are transported into the world of 80s fashion and age regression. So really the world of normal Totally Spies. Also sorry for some audio issues this episode! We talk about: Yoshi Safari, More Bizarre, Someone Gave Luke A Panel, Zero Dawn Is Better Than Neir, Molly Watched Fast Five, Beverly High Street, Is Clover Racist?, Luke Actually Laughs At Totally Spies, GLADIS Rules, Alex The Lesbian, Double Digits, One Dude and Two Bad Henchmen, Raver Mandy, Drive By 80s, Neon Graveyard, Jerry Canonically Sucks, Deep In The Sewer, DO NOT FUCK YOUR SPY DAD, Luke’s First Episode, The Best Vlog, The Many Faces of Tim Scam,
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