Molly and Ashley watch the mid-2000s hit cartoon about teenage spies that has a large femslash community and an episode dedicated to mind control. No the other one. They’re watching Kim Possible and they might be in for a rude awakening. They talk about: Scooby Doo, Never Heard of Movies, Dr. Monkeyfist, Hand Mask, Team Go, Mom Wants Kids, Swedish Underground, Molly and Ashley Describe A Picture, Shittiest Cheerleader, Abandoned Ron.

Ashley and Molly are joined by Luke for an episode that’s about..., uh....., you know what, don’t sweat what it’s about! Just listen to our goofs and find us irresistible. Topics discussed include: Bad Podcast Schedules, Fun Bucket, Figurative Jerking Of, Literal Jerking Of, Hating Yourself, Penthouse Poor, Totally Reprise Merch, 21 Jump, Molly Learns About Waco, Totally Abridged, A Squirt, Worst Disguises, Hello Fellow Cis Men, Sweat Perfume, Solid Sam, The Most Horrifying Thing In The World, Email Signatures

Molly and Ashley are joined by Mike as we have some fun in the sun as a villain tears holes in the O-zone layer and we deal with more of the forced het romance. We talk about: Kevin Smith, Beating Arcade Games, Sega vs Konomi, Near Drowning, Russian Homestuck, Burly Dudes, The Greatness & Gayness of Sunny Days, Bident, Alex Still Being Pure, Hey Kids, Alex: Cena Mark, Audio Entropy Loot Crates and a very special guest.

Molly and Ashley are joined by our friend Brooks to watch a topical episode about the Olympics. There’s robot bugs, crazy ski flips and someone get swole. Topics include: The Prison of Masculinity, The Greatness of Capitalism, Kevin E. Levin, Allegory of the Spies, Absorbing Davids, Forced Bobsled, Attack Heelies, Gideon’s Bugs, JockCon, Daffodils, Jon Snowboarder, Always A Marathon, The Wrong Gun, Roman Reigns Fan Corner, Pics of Teen Wrestlers

Molly and Ashley hit the big 30 and are joined by new guest Ava for another terrifying episode of Totally Spies where hair sucks youth out. Topics Include: GAME GRLZ, LMTYAPS, Haircuts, The Indestructible Naugahyde, the ending of Her, Over Budget Missions, No Spies In Sweden, Nail File Canon, Hair Harvester, Bad Forgotten Cartoons, Flesh Sleeve, Impossible Arms, Cars the Gathering.

It’s just Molly and Ashley for an episode that still manages to go off the rails. Also mummies and destruction of priceless artifacts. We talk about: Our Gaming Podcast, Aladdin Canon, Estrogen Champagne, Humor Sadism, Con McDonalds, Ian Fleshing: Vampire Hunter, Mummy Fetish, Totally Spies Penicillin,

We talk to our sleepy friend WeedLordVegeta, also known by his Earth name Dan, to talk about spies and to get vored by Molly. Needless to say you are all in for a treat. We discuss: Podcast Contracts, Love Live, Weak-Ass Hurricanes, Gadget Mines, Safe Song, Miss Frizzle Dom, Shield Spies, Frog Murder, Prophesied Futch, Good Good Crime Boys, Hey What’s That Meme? and We Get Into Giant Bomb Head Canons.

Molly, Ashley & Marl have gathered to talk about hit movie franchise Cars. We discuss Lightning McQueen’s arc over the series, get real deep into Mater’s backstory and answer listener questions if Planes is part of the Car-niverse. We also weirdly talk about Totally Spies where we finally see the outside of WHOOP and we all lose it. Topics discussed include: Car Trip Traps, Steven Universe Sadness, Normal Olympics, Illegal Hootananey, Clover’s Law, Lack of Gadgets, Trash Turkey, Dock Wordplay, Empty WHOOP, Movie Theatre BTS, Popcorn Bomb Suicide, Bottled Water Rapper